Letter to Mommy and Daddy

Dear mommy and daddy I don't know if you have been keeping track, but I am 28 months old and I have decided to be my own person, independent from you. So, here are my new rules:

1. For now on, I will dress myself because there is no such thing as putting something on inside out or backwards, I personally like my shoes on the wrong feet.

2. I will not wear clothing laid out for me, don't bother giving me a choice between two, I will choose something completely different.

3. I don't care if I don't own a "red" shirt, I want to wear a "red shirt!" See Rule #2.

4. I don't want to use the potty, in fact, I don't want my diaper changed either.

5. I will not sit down to eat as this doesn't fit into my playtime schedule. Occasionally I will stop by the table and maybe take a bite.

6. I don't like green beans, don't attempt to hide them or disguise them in things like mac and cheese.

7. Candy corn is too a vegetable.

8. If its mine, its mine. If its yours its mine.

9. If I see it, it is mine.

10. I am changing bedtime and naps, in fact, I will just skip it all together.

Love always,

Jelly-bean